An internet Hipster

If I haven't seen it, it's because I wasn't on the computer that day.

His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.

—

50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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